someone fucking date me this isn’t funny anymore
(Source: ccolf, via fake-mermaid)
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
(via cottoncandycircus)
i see you driving round town with the girl i love and im like “what are you doing with my mom”
(via fake-mermaid)
why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
(via fake-mermaid)
